Thought Cabinet

Problem: PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER

What, are you stuck *inside* Pandora’s Box again? Are you finally coming to grips that the vibrations you make—from your vocal cords to your dancefloor gyrations—have *impact* on others? No, the immutable laws of Cause and Effect are too much for you to handle in this mewling, addled state. Just stay in the box, muted and brooding, until some miracle-being takes pity on you and shakes your sorry carcass out of it. What a waste. To have the power to change the world but *nowhere* to go with it. Just darkness, trapped behind the edge of your own black hole.